well you can't waste a boner
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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