dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
