Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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