They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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