halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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