It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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