I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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