I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We had to coat check the pizza.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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