so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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