all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You pole danced in your parka.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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