she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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