I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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