what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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