where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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