Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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