we have pet lesbian snakes
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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