You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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