so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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