She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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