It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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