And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
