I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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