I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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