Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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