Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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