office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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