I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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