the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
