Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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