I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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