gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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