My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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