jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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