First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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