Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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