My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My feet surprised me
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