Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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