So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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