Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
