And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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