Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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