Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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