No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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