Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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