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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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