I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
