What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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