Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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