You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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