Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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