unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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