im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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