my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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